Riiiiight… Nothing can go wrong here!!

A Nuclear Power Plant
and a Spider Farm…

Riiiiight…
Nothing can go wrong here!!

Nuclear Power Plant and a Spider Farm - Riiight... Nothing can go wrong here!!!

 

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Celebrity Birthdays: April 13, 2015 – April 19, 2015

Celebrity Birthdays of note for the week of
April 13, 2015 – April 19, 2015

April 13 – Paul Sorvino

Paul Sorvino (April 13, 1939) American actor is best known for his roles as Paulie Cicero in the 1990 gangster film Goodfellas, and Sgt. Phil Cerreta on the police  legal drama television series Law & Order.

Paul Sorvino (April 13, 1939) American actor is best known for his roles as Paulie Cicero in the 1990 gangster film Goodfellas, and Sgt. Phil Cerreta on the police legal drama television series Law & Order.

April 14 – Sarah Michelle Gellar

Sarah Michelle Gellar (April 14, 1977) American actress first received worldwide recognition for her portrayal of Buffy Summers on the WBUPN TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003).

Sarah Michelle Gellar (April 14, 1977) American actress first received worldwide recognition for her portrayal of Buffy Summers on the WBUPN TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003).

April 14 – Abigail Breslin

Abigail Breslin (April 14, 1996) American actress movies include  Little Miss Sunshine (2006),  Nim's Island (2008), Definitely, Maybe (2008), My Sister's Keeper (2009), Ender's Game (2013), and Perfect Sisters (2014).

Abigail Breslin (April 14, 1996) American actress movies include Little Miss Sunshine (2006), Nim’s Island (2008), Definitely, Maybe (2008), My Sister’s Keeper (2009), Ender’s Game (2013), and Perfect Sisters (2014).

April 14 – Claire Coffee

Claire Coffee (April 14, 1980) American actress best known for her roles as Cassie Tatum on The West Wing (2003), as Janie Ross on Franklin & Bash (2011–12) and as Adalind Schade on Grimm (2011–present).

Claire Coffee (April 14, 1980) American actress best known for her roles as Cassie Tatum on The West Wing (2003), as Janie Ross on Franklin & Bash (2011–12) and as Adalind Schade on Grimm (2011–present).

April 15 – Emma Watson

Emma Watson (April 15, 1990) English actress movies include the Harry Potter film series, My Week with Marilyn,The Perks of Being a Wallflower, This Is the End, The Bling Ring, and Noah.

Emma Watson (April 15, 1990) English actress movies include the Harry Potter film series, My Week with Marilyn,The Perks of Being a Wallflower, This Is the End, The Bling Ring, and Noah.

April 15 – Emma Thompson

Emma Thompson (April 15, 1959) Multi award winning British film, stage, and television actress is often cited as one of the greatest British actresses of her generation.

Emma Thompson (April 15, 1959) Multi award winning British film, stage, and television actress is often cited as one of the greatest British actresses of her generation.

April 16 – Ellen Barkin

Ellen Barkin (April 16, 1954) American actress won an Emmy Award in 1997 for Before Women Had Wings and a Tony Award in 2011, for The Normal Heart.

Ellen Barkin (April 16, 1954) American actress won an Emmy Award in 1997 for Before Women Had Wings and a Tony Award in 2011, for The Normal Heart.

April 17 – Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham (April 17, 1974) English businesswoman, fashion designer, model, singer, and fashion icon first rose to fame in the 1990s with the all-female pop group Spice Girls.

Victoria Beckham (April 17, 1974) English businesswoman, fashion designer, model, singer, and fashion icon first rose to fame in the 1990s with the all-female pop group Spice Girls.

April 17 – Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner (April 17, 1972) American actress movies include Pearl Harbor, Catch Me if You Can, 13 Going On 30, Daredevil, Elektra, Juno, The Odd Life of Timothy Green, and Dallas Buyers Club.

Jennifer Garner (April 17, 1972) American actress movies include Pearl Harbor, Catch Me if You Can, 13 Going On 30, Daredevil, Elektra, Juno, The Odd Life of Timothy Green, and Dallas Buyers Club.

April 17 – Rooney Mara

Rooney Mara (April 17, 1985) American actress portrayed Lisbeth Salander in the American version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo  for which she recieved Academy Award and Golden Globe nominations for best actress

Rooney Mara (April 17, 1985) American actress portrayed Lisbeth Salander in the American version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo for which she recieved Academy Award and Golden Globe nominations for best actress.

April 18 – Maria Bello

Maria Bello (April 18, 1967) America actress movies include Payback, Coyote Ugly, The Cooler, A History of Violence, Thank You for Smoking, Jane Austen Book Club, and The Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.

Maria Bello (April 18, 1967) America actress movies include Payback, Coyote Ugly, The Cooler, A History of Violence, Thank You for Smoking, Jane Austen Book Club, and The Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.

April 19 – Kate Hudson

Kate Hudson (April 19, 1979)American actress whose movies include Almost Famous, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Raising Helen, The Skeleton Key, You Me and Dupree, Fool’s Gold, and Bride Wars.

Kate Hudson (April 19, 1979)American actress whose movies include Almost Famous, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Raising Helen, The Skeleton Key, You Me and Dupree, Fool’s Gold, and Bride Wars.

April 19 – Ashley Judd

Ashley Judd (April 19, 1968) American actress movies include Kiss the Girls (1997), Double Jeopardy (1999),  High Crimes (2002), De-Lovely (2004), Dolphin Tale (2011), Divergent (2014), and Dolphin Tale 2 (2014).

Ashley Judd (April 19, 1968) American actress movies include Kiss the Girls (1997), Double Jeopardy (1999), High Crimes (2002), De-Lovely (2004), Dolphin Tale (2011), Divergent (2014), and Dolphin Tale 2 (2014).

April 19 – Maria Sharapova

Maria Sharapova (April 19, 1987) Professional tennis player has won at least one singles title a year from 2003 until 2015 and whose 34 total singles titles and five Grand Slam titles rank third among active players

Maria Sharapova (April 19, 1987) Professional tennis player has won at least one singles title a year from 2003 until 2015 and whose 34 total singles titles and five Grand Slam titles rank third among active players

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A lady walks into Harrods Jewelry…

A Lady Walks Into Harrods Jewelry…

Diamond Bracelet

A lady walks into Harrods Jewelry. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little oops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. A good looking as well.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods.

He politely greets the lady with, “Good day, Ma’am. How may we help You today?”

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, “What is the price of this lovely bracelet?”

He answers, “Ma’am, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!”

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