Women’s Ass Size Study!!

Women’s Ass Size Study!!

There is a new study about women and
how they feel about their asses…
The results were pretty interesting!!

30% think their ass is too fat.
10% think their ass is too skinny.

The remaining 60% say they don’t care,
they love him, he is a good man, and
they wouldn’t trade him for
anything in the world!!

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Photo of the Day: Galapagos Hawk and Tortoise

 

Galapagos Hawk and Tortoise

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Photo of the Day: Retro 1937 Kool-Aid Advertisement

 

1937 Kool-Aid ad

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Yogi Berra – “Yogiisms”

“I really didn’t say everything I said.” ~ Yogi Berra

Yogi Berra

Lawrence Peter “Yogi” Berra was born on May 12, 1925 in St.Louis, Missouri. Berra is a former American Major League Baseball catcher, outfielder, and manager. He played almost his entire 19-year baseball career (1946–1965) for the New York Yankees. He was one of only four players to be named the Most Valuable Player of the American League three times and is one of only six managers to lead both American and National League teams to the World Series. As a player, coach, or manager, Berra appeared in 21 World Series. He was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1972.

Yogi Berra after hitting a home run in 1956.

Yogi Berra is also well known for his pithy comments and witticisms, known as “Yogiisms”. Yogiisms very often take the form of either an apparently obvious tautology (an unnecessary repetition of meaning, using dissimilar words that effectively say the same thing) or a paradoxical contradiction (a statement that contradicts itself by forming the logical, usually opposite inversions of each other). The following are some of his most famous:

“Yogiisms”

It ain’t over ’till it’s over.

Ninety percent of this game is half-mental.

Pair up in threes.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

If people don’t want to come to the ballpark
how are you going to stop them?

Always go to other people’s funerals,
otherwise they won’t go to yours.

You can observe a lot by watching.

If you don’t know where you’re going,
you might not get there.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

The future ain’t what it used to be.

I looked like this when I was young, and I still do.

If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

If you ask me a question I don’t know,
I’m not going to answer.

If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.

It gets late early out there.

It’s déjà vu all over again.

It’s so crowded, nobody goes there.

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You will simply call her, “Mom”

You will simply call her, “Mom”

A baby asked God, “They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?”

“Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.”

The child further inquired, “But tell me, here in heaven I don’t have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.”

God said, “Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel’s love and be very happy.”

Again the child asked, “And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don’t know the language?”

God said, “Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak.”

“And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?”

God said, “Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray.”

“Who will protect me?”

God said, “Your angel will defend you even if it means risking it’s life.”

“But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore.”

God said, “Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you.”

At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, “God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel’s name.”

“You will simply call her, ‘Mom.’”

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Photo of the Day: Marilyn Monroe with Maurice Chevalier – 1958

 

Marilyn Monroe with Maurice Chevalier - 1958

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5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman

5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up.

2. Nothing : Means something and you need to be worried.

3. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission, do not do it.

4. Whatever : A woman’s way of saying screw you.

5. That’s okay : She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Bonus Word. WOW!! : This is not a compliment, she’s amazed that one person could be so stupid.

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Photo of the Day: Coca Cola Delivery Truck – Vintage 1934

 

Coca Cola Delivery Truck - Vintage 1934

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Photo of the Day: George Lindsey “Goober Pyle”

 

George Lindsey, born December 17, 1928, was an American character actor best known for his role as “Goober Pyle” on The Andy Griffith Show and his subsequent tenure on Hee-Haw. Lindsey died this past Sunday, May 6, 2012 in Nashville, Tennessee of a brief illness. He was 83.

George Lindsay as 'Goober Pyle' (1970 Publicity Photo)

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Photo of the Day: First Class Seats via Mother Swan

 

First Class Seats via Mother Swan

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