Monthly Archives: August 2015

So why did the chicken cross the road?

So why did the chicken cross the road? SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No … Continue reading

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Ecclesiastes 3:1-8 “To everything there is a season…”

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8 To everything there is a season And a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is … Continue reading

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Two Ladies Talking In Heaven

Two Ladies Talking In Heaven 1st woman: “Hi! My name is Sherry.” 2nd woman: “Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?” 1st woman: “I froze to death.” 2nd woman: “How horrible!” 1st woman: “It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking … Continue reading

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My New Job as a Walmart Greeter

  My New Job as a Walmart Greeter So I finally landed a job as a Walmart greeter, which is a good gig for many retirees, unfortunately I only lasted a couple hours. About two hours into my first day … Continue reading

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