Category Archives: Humor/Jokes

Humor/Jokes: “I thought you were bringing her back…”

Humor/Jokes “I thought you were bringing her back…” A senior citizen from Rolla, Mo. drove his brand new Corvette Stingray convertible out of the dealership. Taking the on ramp to east I-44, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the … Continue reading

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BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two … Continue reading

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A NUN and a CAB DRIVER

A NUN and a CAB Driver A cab driver picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the very handsome cabbie won’t stop staring at her and she asks him why he is staring. He replies: … Continue reading

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Welcome to the golden years…

  Welcome to the golden years… They weren’t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys … Continue reading

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So why did the chicken cross the road?

So why did the chicken cross the road? SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No … Continue reading

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