Category Archives: Battle of the Sexes

Golf Humor/Jokes: “This isn’t going to take all day, is it?”

Posted on April 18, 2013 by Art

Golf Humor/Jokes The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said: “What are your golf clubs doing here?” He looked … Continue reading →

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Humor/Jokes: What A Guy Really Means

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Art

  What A Guy REALLY Means… “I’m going fishing.” Really means… “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.” “It’s a guy … Continue reading →

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Humor: The Parrot From The Brothel

Posted on February 19, 2013 by Art

The Parrot From The Brothel A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company during the day. The clerk warns that the parrot was donated by a brothel, where he may have picked up some colorful language. The housewife doesn’t … Continue reading →

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21 Excuses For Forgetting Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Art

21 Excuses For Forgetting Valentine’s Day 1) “What? Every year?”  2) “Times are tough. I’m waiting for the clearance candy.” 3) “But Honey, this year was my other wife’s turn.” 4) “My heart nearly burst with love for you and … Continue reading →

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Humor: Understanding Gender Differences

Posted on February 12, 2013 by Art

Understanding Gender Differences A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. “House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.” “Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.” A student asked, … Continue reading →

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