Category Archives: Growing Old

Humor/Jokes: “I thought you were bringing her back…”

Humor/Jokes “I thought you were bringing her back…” A senior citizen from Rolla, Mo. drove his brand new Corvette Stingray convertible out of the dealership. Taking the on ramp to east I-44, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the … Continue reading

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Welcome to the golden years…

  Welcome to the golden years… They weren’t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys … Continue reading

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Growing Old Humor: ‘You were in my class!’

  Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old. Well, you’ll love this one…. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new … Continue reading

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What Age Are You??

What Age Are You?? At age 04 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license. At age 20 success is having sex. At age 35 … Continue reading

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The Farmer and the Skinny Dippers

The Farmer and the Skinny Dippers An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with … Continue reading

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