Category Archives: Growing Old

What Age Are You??

Posted on April 13, 2013 by Art

What Age Are You?? At age 04 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license. At age 20 success is having sex. At age 35 … Continue reading →

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The Farmer and the Skinny Dippers

Posted on December 27, 2012 by Art

The Farmer and the Skinny Dippers An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with … Continue reading →

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Pondering Old Age

Posted on May 2, 2012 by Art

  PONDERING OLD AGE How do I know that my youth is all spent? Well, my get up and go has got up and went. But in spite of it all I am able to grin when I recall where … Continue reading →

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25 Ways To Tell You’re Grown Up

Posted on February 21, 2012 by Art

    25 Ways To Tell You’re Grown Up 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer … Continue reading →

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Selling my stuff if I die….

Posted on February 8, 2012 by Art

Selling my stuff if I die…. One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, … Continue reading →

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