Category Archives: Jokes

Two Ladies Talking In Heaven

Two Ladies Talking In Heaven 1st woman: “Hi! My name is Sherry.” 2nd woman: “Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?” 1st woman: “I froze to death.” 2nd woman: “How horrible!” 1st woman: “It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking … Continue reading

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My New Job as a Walmart Greeter

  My New Job as a Walmart Greeter So I finally landed a job as a Walmart greeter, which is a good gig for many retirees, unfortunately I only lasted a couple hours. About two hours into my first day … Continue reading

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10 FUN FACTS

  10 FUN FACTS 1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can’t count your hair. 3. You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number three. 6. When you did number … Continue reading

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Humor/Jokes: Super Bowl Tickets

SUPER BOWL TICKETS A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No,” he says, “The seat is … Continue reading

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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we … Continue reading

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