Category Archives: Jokes

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we … Continue reading

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Humor/Jokes: How To Beat A Speeding Ticket

  How To Beat A Speeding Ticket A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?” … Continue reading

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Humor: Understanding Gender Differences

Understanding Gender Differences A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. “House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.” “Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.” A student asked, … Continue reading

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Women Like That Are Hard To Find

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife,  she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.” Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of … Continue reading

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Budweiser vs. Face Cream

Budweiser vs. Face Cream A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, … Continue reading

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