Category Archives: Funny Quotes

Mark Twain Quotes

Posted on September 1, 2012 by Art

  “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.” Mark Twain  

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Bob Hope Quotes

Posted on June 12, 2012 by Art

“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.” ~ Bob Hope “I do benefits for all religions. I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.” ~ Bob Hope

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Funny Golf Quotes: Lee Trevino

Posted on June 5, 2012 by Art

“You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.” Lee Trevino “In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway … Continue reading →

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George Burns Quotes On Growing Old

Posted on February 27, 2012 by Art

George Burns (January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996), born Nathan Birnbaum, was an American comedian, actor, and writer. He was one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, film, radio, television and movies. His arched eyebrow and … Continue reading →

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Laugh…

Posted on January 10, 2012 by Art

“Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.” ~ Dame Edna Everage

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