Life Before The Computer!!
Memory was something you lost with age.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
A web was a spider’s home.
A virus was the flu.
A CD was a bank account.
A hard drive was a long road trip.
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy… you just hoped no one would find out.