Coffee: Nectar Of The Gods

COFFEE: Nectar Of The Gods

Coffee has many names; Java, Black Gold, Joe, Lifer Juice, Brew, Mud, but to me, coffee is the Nectar of the Gods. Nectar as defined as a a delicious and ivigorating drink. Invigorating being the defining factor here. What else gets your blood flowing, removes the cob webs from your brain, and clears the fog from around your eyes at 5:00 in the morning.

You know when you are addicted to coffee? You attend AA meetings just for the free coffee. You get drunk just so you can sober up with coffee. You go to sleep so you can wake up and smell the coffee. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.  You were employee of the month at Starbucks and you don’t even work there. When you die you want to be cremated so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.

People ask me if i wake up grumpy in the morning, I tell them no…..I just bring her coffee.

Decaff is the devils brew!!!

 A man walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress, “How much is the coffee?”. The waitress says, “Three dollars and free refills.” The man replies, “I’ll take the refill !!”

A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed the button labeled, “Coffee, double cream, sugar”.  No cup appeared. Then two nozzles went into action. One sent forth coffee, the other cream. Then sugar fell. When the proper amounts all went down the drain, the man said, “Now that’s automation!! A cup of coffee and it drinks it for you too!!”

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