NO SUNDAY PAPER!!

This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors,
to all of you who know seniors,
and to all of you who will become seniors:

NO SUNDAY PAPER!!

“WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!”
The irrate customer calling the newspaper office,
loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

“Madam”, said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday
paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY”.

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed
by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter,
“Well, shit, that explains why no one was at church either.”

“Old age is no place for sissies.” ~ Bette Davis 

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One Response to NO SUNDAY PAPER!!

  1. Char Mason says:

    This is the BEST shot I have seen. We are about to change the nature of our webasite and wonder whether we might please use it at a future time?

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