I took the bus home!!
Taking The Bus Home!!
As you know, some of us has had brushes with authorities on our way home from late night “social sessions”. A couple of nights ago I was out with some friends having a few drinks and let’s say I may have had a few too many. Knowing that I was slightly over the limit, I did something I had never done before, I took a bus home. Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was they waved it pass. So I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise, because I have never driven a bus before and I’m not sure where I got it.
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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on. ~ Joe E. Lewis
