Things You Will Never Hear A Man Say!!

Do these golf pants make my butt look big?

I think we’re lost.

I’ll have the vinaigrette salad and a diet soda.

No, I don’t want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.

Why don’t we go to the men’s room and freshen up.

Dogs are fine, but kittens are more cuddly.

I’ve got my father’s thighs.

The dog? No that was me!!

Here honey, you use the remote.

Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That’s one movie I gotta see!

While I’m up, can I get you a beer?

Hey, today’s our “two months from the first day we said hi” anniversary.

I’ll pick you up early, because I really want to meet your parents.

Let’s go somewhere where we have to get really dressed up.

Are you sure our signs are compatible?

You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

Sex isn’t that important; sometimes, I just like to be held.

Why don’t you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

Aww, forget Monday night football, let’s watch Melrose Place.

Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

We never talk anymore.

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Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say!!