Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say!!

I ALWAYS trust my husband.

What do you mean today’s our anniversary?

Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.

Honey, why don’t you take those smelly old socks off and I’ll give you a foot massage?

Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!

And for our honeymoon we’re going fishing in Alaska!

Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there.

Is that phone for me? Tell ‘em I’m not here.

It will only take me five minutes to get ready for the Christmas party.

I don’t care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.

Shopping isn’t everything!

Shouldn’t you be down at the bar with your buddies?

No, I don’t feel like going out to eat. I’d rather stay home and cook tonight.

Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

Pull my finger.

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Things You Will Never Hear A Man Say!!