Celebrity Birthdays: May 13, 2013 – May 19, 2013

Celebrity Birthdays of note for the week of
May 13, 2013 – May 19, 2013

May 13 – Candice Accola

Candice Accola (May 13, 1987)  American actress, singer and songwriter, best known for her starring role as Caroline Forbes on The CW series, The Vampire Diaries.

Candice Accola (May 13, 1987) American actress, singer and songwriter, best known for her starring role as Caroline Forbes on The CW series, The Vampire Diaries.

May 13 – Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson (May 13, 1986) English actor played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Gained worldwide fame in the role of Edward Cullen in the film adaptations of the Twilight novels.

Robert Pattinson (May 13, 1986) English actor played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Gained worldwide fame in the role of Edward Cullen in the film adaptations of the Twilight novels.

May 14 – Cate Blanchette

Cate Blanchett (May 14,  1969)  Australian actress has won multiple awards including  two Screen Actors Guild Awards, two Golden Globe Awards, two BAFTAs, an Academy Award, and a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Cate Blanchett (May 14, 1969) Australian actress has won multiple awards including two Screen Actors Guild Awards, two Golden Globe Awards, two BAFTAs, an Academy Award, and a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame.

May 14 – George Lucas

George Lucas (May 14, 1944) American film producer, screenwriter, and director best known as the creator of the space opera franchise Star Wars and the archaeologist adventurer character Indiana Jones.

George Lucas (May 14, 1944) American film producer, screenwriter, and director best known as the creator of the space opera franchise Star Wars and the archaeologist adventurer character Indiana Jones.

May 15 – Jamie Lynn Sigler

Jamie-Lynn Sigler (May 15, 1981) American actress and singer best known for her role as Meadow Soprano on the HBO television series The Sopranos.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler (May 15, 1981) American actress and singer best known for her role as Meadow Soprano on the HBO television series The Sopranos.

May 16 – Megan Fox

Megan Fox (May 16, 1986)  American actress and model whose breakout role was in the blockbuster film Transformers. Fox has appeared in many magazines and is considered one of the modern female sex symbols.

Megan Fox (May 16, 1986) American actress and model whose breakout role was in the blockbuster film Transformers. Fox has appeared in many magazines and is considered one of the modern female sex symbols.

May 16 – Pierce Brosnan

Pierce Brosnan (May 16, 1953)  Irish actor and film producer became the fifth actor to portray secret agent James Bond  in the Eon Productions film series, starring in four 007 films between 1995 and 2002.

Pierce Brosnan (May 16, 1953) Irish actor and film producer became the fifth actor to portray secret agent James Bond in the Eon Productions film series, starring in four 007 films between 1995 and 2002.

May 17 – Nikki Reed

Nikki Reed (May 17, 1988) American film and television actress portrays Rosalie Hale in The Twilight Saga. Other films include Thirteen,  Lords of Dogtown and Mini's First Time.

Nikki Reed (May 17, 1988) American film and television actress portrays Rosalie Hale in The Twilight Saga. Other films include Thirteen, Lords of Dogtown and Mini’s First Time.

May 17 – Sasha Alexander

Sasha Alexander (May 17, 1973) American actress played former Secret Service NCIS Special Agent Kate Todd for the first 2 seasons of NCIS. Currently stars as Chief Medical Examiner Maura Isles on Rizzoli & Isles

Sasha Alexander (May 17, 1973) American actress played former Secret Service NCIS Special Agent Kate Todd for the first 2 seasons of NCIS. Currently stars as Chief Medical Examiner Maura Isles on Rizzoli & Isles

May 18 – Tina Fey

Tina Fey (May 18, 1970) American actress, comedienne, writer and producer best known for her work on Saturday Night Live (SNL, 1997–2006) and  the critically acclaimed NBC comedy series 30 Rock (2006–2013).

Tina Fey (May 18, 1970) American actress, comedienne, writer and producer best known for her work on Saturday Night Live (SNL, 1997–2006) and the critically acclaimed NBC comedy series 30 Rock (2006–2013).

May 19 – Danny Trejo

Danny Trejo (May 16, 1944) American actor has appeared in numerous Hollywood films, most notably in tough guy roles as a villain or an anti-hero. Some notable  films include Heat, Con Air, Machete and Desperado.

Danny Trejo (May 16, 1944) American actor has appeared in numerous Hollywood films, most notably in tough guy roles as a villain or an anti-hero. Some notable films include Heat, Con Air, Machete and Desperado.

Other birthdays of note for the week are:
May 13 – Debbie Ryan
May 14 – Amber Tamblyn, Sofia Coppola,
and Miranda Cosgrove.
May 15 – Madhuri Dixit
May 16 – Janet Jackson, David Boreanaz, Tori Spelling,
Gabriela Sabitini, Debra Winger, Tracey Gold
May 17 – Bob Saget, Leven Rambin, Rochelle Aytes
May 18 – George Strait and Chw Yun Fat
May 19 – Grace Jones

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Golf Humor

 

No! That can't be YOUR ball. It's in the middle of the fairway.

Can you get there with a five iron..... eventually

Just how much water IS there on this golf course

Who in their right mind gets up this early in the morning to fish.

Wadda' ya say we just throw a sleeve of balls in the water and head to the drop zone.

To carry it over the water, you need to either hit one extra club or two more balls.

Gee, I don't really have a handicap. It's more like a permanent disability.

It's not hard to keep your ball in the fairway.... as long as you're not picky about which fairway.

It's amazing how easy it is to make a 60 foot putt.... when you're on the green in nine!!

I believe you should never have more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your golf swing.

It's a fine line between Hobby and Insanity.

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Celebrity Birthdays: May 06, 2013 – May 12, 2013

Celebrity Birthdays of note for the week of
May 06, 2013 – May 12, 2013

May 6 – George Clooney

George Clooney (May 6, 1961)  American actor, film director, producer, and screenwriter has received 3 Golden Globe Awards for his work as an actor, and 2 Academy Awards, one for acting and one as a producer.

George Clooney (May 6, 1961) American actor, film director, producer, and screenwriter has received 3 Golden Globe Awards for his work as an actor, and 2 Academy Awards, one for acting and one as a producer.

May 6, 2012 – Adrianne Palicki

Adrianne Palicki (May 6, 1983) American actress best known for her roles in Legion (2010), Red Dawn (2012) & the TV series Friday Night Lights (2006–2011). In 2013, she played Lady Jaye in G.I. Joe-Retaliation.

Adrianne Palicki (May 6, 1983) American actress best known for her roles in Legion (2010), Red Dawn (2012) & the TV series Friday Night Lights (2006–2011). In 2013, she played Lady Jaye in G.I. Joe-Retaliation.

May 7 – Alexander Ludwig

Alexander Ludwig (May 7, 1992) Canadian actor, singer and model.  Movies include The Seeker-The Dark Is Rising (2007), Disney's Race to Witch Mountain (2009), and The Hunger Games (2012).

Alexander Ludwig (May 7, 1992) Canadian actor, singer and model. Movies include The Seeker-The Dark Is Rising (2007), Disney’s Race to Witch Mountain (2009), and The Hunger Games (2012).

May 8 – Melissa Gilbert

Melissa Gilbert (May 8, 1964) American actress and television director best known for playing Laura Ingalls Wilder on the NBC series Little House on the Prairie (1974-1984)

Melissa Gilbert (May 8, 1964) American actress and television director best known for playing Laura Ingalls Wilder on the NBC series Little House on the Prairie (1974-1984).

May 8 – Olivia Culpo

Olivia Culpo (May 8, 1992) American beauty pageant titleholder who won the Miss USA 2012 and Miss Universe 2012 pageant. Culpo was the first Miss Universe winner from the USA since Brook Lee won in 1997.

Olivia Culpo (May 8, 1992) American beauty pageant titleholder who won the Miss USA 2012 and Miss Universe 2012 pageant. Culpo was the first Miss Universe winner from the USA since Brook Lee won in 1997.

May 9 – Candice Bergen

Candice Bergen (May 9, 1946)American actress  probably best known for starring as the title character on the CBS situation comedy Murphy Brown for which she won five Emmy Awards and two Golden Globe Awards.

Candice Bergen (May 9, 1946)American actress probably best known for starring as the title character on the CBS situation comedy Murphy Brown for which she won five Emmy Awards and two Golden Globe Awards.

May 9 – Rosario Dawson

Rosario Dawson (May 9, 1979) American actress films include  Men in Black II, 25th Hour, Sin City, Clerks II, Rent, Death Proof, The Rundown, Eagle Eye, Alexander, Seven  Pounds, and Trance.

Rosario Dawson (May 9, 1979) American actress films include Men in Black II, 25th Hour, Sin City, Clerks II, Rent, Death Proof, The Rundown, Eagle Eye, Alexander, Seven Pounds, and Trance.

May 10 – Missy Franklin

Melissa Franklin (May 10, 1995)American competition swimmer and Olympic gold medalist.  In her Olympic debut at the 2012 Summer Olympics at age 17, Franklin won a total of 5 medals, four of which were gold.

Melissa Franklin (May 10, 1995)American competition swimmer and Olympic gold medalist. In her Olympic debut at the 2012 Summer Olympics at age 17, Franklin won a total of 5 medals, four of which were gold.

May 11 – Coby Bell

Coby Bell ( May 11, 1975) American actor best known for his roles on the NBC drama Third Watch and on the CWBET comedy-drama The Game.  Currently co-stars on the USA Network original series Burn Notice.

Coby Bell ( May 11, 1975) American actor best known for his roles on the NBC drama Third Watch and on the CWBET comedy-drama The Game. Currently co-stars on the USA Network original series Burn Notice.

May 12 – Ving Rhames

Ving Rhames (May 12, 1959) American actor best known for his work in Pulp Fiction, Baby Boy, Don King Only in America, Dawn of the Dead, Con Air, Piranha 3D and Piranha 3DD, & the Mission Impossible film  series.

Ving Rhames (May 12, 1959) American actor best known for his work in Pulp Fiction, Baby Boy, Don King Only in America, Dawn of the Dead, Con Air, Piranha 3D and Piranha 3DD, & the Mission Impossible film series.

May 12 – Emily VanCamp

Emily VanCamp (May 12, 1986)Canadian television actress best known for her roles on the WB series Everwood (2002–06), the ABC series Brothers & Sisters (2007–10), and the ABC drama series Revenge (2011–present).

Emily VanCamp (May 12, 1986) Canadian television actress best known for her roles on the WB series Everwood (2002–06), the ABC series Brothers & Sisters (2007–10), and the ABC drama series Revenge (2011–present).

Other birthdays of note for the week are:
May 6 – Gabourey Sidibe and Raquel Zimmerman
May 7 – Traci Lords
May 8 – Mathew Davis
May 9 – Billy Joel and Audrina Patridge
May 10 – Lindsey Shaw, Halston Sage,
and Linda Evangelista
May 11 – Jeffrey Donovan
May 12 – Emilio Estevez, Jason Biggs,
and Malin Ackerman

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I’m The Boss!!

 

The BOSS!!

The BOSS!!

“I’m The Boss!!”

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read:

“I’m the Boss!”

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

“Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”

A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your A$$ and FULL of ......

Why It's Important To Be The Boss

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Celebrity Birthdays: April 29, 2013 – May 05, 2013

Celebrity Birthdays of note for the week of
April 29, 2013 – May 05, 2013

April 29 – Daniel Day-Lewis

Daniel Day-Lewis (April 29, 1957) English actor is one of the most acclaimed actors of his generation, his work has earned him numerous awards, including three Academy Awards for Best Actor.

Daniel Day-Lewis (April 29, 1957) English actor is one of the most acclaimed actors of his generation, his work has earned him numerous awards, including three Academy Awards for Best Actor.

April 29 – Michelle Pfeiffer

Michelle Pfeiffer (April 29, 1958) Actress  received Academy Award nominations as Best Supporting Actress for Dangerous Liaisons (1988) and Best Actress in The Fabulous Baker Boys (1989) and Love Field (1992)

Michelle Pfeiffer (April 29, 1958) Actress received Academy Award nominations as Best Supporting Actress for Dangerous Liaisons (1988) and Best Actress in The Fabulous Baker Boys (1989) and Love Field (1992)

April 29 – Uma Thurman

Uma Thurman (April 29, 1970) American actress and model best known for movies Dangerous Liaisons, Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction,  Batman & Robin, Gattaca, and the two Kill Bill films.

Uma Thurman (April 29, 1970) American actress and model best known for movies Dangerous Liaisons, Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction, Batman & Robin, Gattaca, and the two Kill Bill films.

April 30 – Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten Dunst (April 30, 1982) Actress, singer and model achieved international fame as a result of her portrayal of Mary Jane Watson in the Spider-Man trilogy.

Kirsten Dunst (April 30, 1982) Actress, singer and model achieved international fame as a result of her portrayal of Mary Jane Watson in the Spider-Man trilogy.

May 1 – Julie Benz

Julie M. Benz (May 1, 1972) American actress best known for her roles as Darla on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel (1997–2004) and Rita Bennett on Dexter (2006–2010).

Julie M. Benz (May 1, 1972) American actress best known for her roles as Darla on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel (1997–2004) and Rita Bennett on Dexter (2006–2010).

May 2 – Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson (May 2, 1972) American actor and semi-retired professional wrestler who works for WWE. Has starred in several successful films including Faster Fast Five, and Fast & Furious 6.

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson (May 2, 1972) American actor and semi-retired professional wrestler who works for WWE. Has starred in several successful films including Faster Fast Five, and Fast & Furious 6.

May 3 – Cheryl Burke

Cheryl Burke (May 3, 1984) Professional dancer known for being one of the professional dancers on ABC's Dancing with the Stars where she was the first professional female dancer to win and the first to win twice

Cheryl Burke (May 3, 1984) Professional dancer known for being one of the professional dancers on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars where she was the first professional female dancer to win and the first to win twice.

May 3 – Christina Hendricks

Christina Hendricks (May 3, 1975) Actress who plays Joan Harris on the AMC series Mad Men and played Saffron on the FOX series Firefly.  In 2010,   voted Best Looking American Woman by Esquire magazine.

Christina Hendricks (May 3, 1975) Actress who plays Joan Harris on the AMC series Mad Men and played Saffron on the FOX series Firefly. In 2010, she was voted Best Looking American Woman by Esquire magazine.

May 4 – Erin Andrews

Erin Andrews (May 4, 1978) American sportscaster, journalist, and television personality currently hosts FOX College Football for Fox Sports. Andrews was previously a co-host of College GameDay on ESPN.

Erin Andrews (May 4, 1978) American sportscaster, journalist, and television personality currently hosts FOX College Football for Fox Sports. Andrews was previously a co-host of College GameDay on ESPN.

May 5 – Adele

Adele Adkins (May 5, 1988) Multi Award winning English singer-songwriter is currently one of most popular and best selling artists worldwide.

Adele Adkins (May 5, 1988) Multi Award winning English singer-songwriter is currently one of most popular and best selling artists worldwide.

Other birthdays of note for the week are:
April 29 – Jerry Seinfeld
April 30 – Willie Nelson and Rose Rollins
May 1 – Tim McGraw and Emilia Clarke
May 2 – Kay Panabaker
May 3 – Meagan Tandy and Rebecca Hall
May 4 – Will Arnett and Ana Gasteyer
May 5 – Danielle Fishell

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