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What Age Are You??

Posted on April 13, 2013 by Art

What Age Are You?? At age 04 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license. At age 20 success is having sex. At age 35 … Continue reading →

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George Burns Quotes On Growing Old

Posted on February 27, 2012 by Art

George Burns (January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996), born Nathan Birnbaum, was an American comedian, actor, and writer. He was one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, film, radio, television and movies. His arched eyebrow and … Continue reading →

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25 Ways To Tell You’re Grown Up

Posted on February 21, 2012 by Art

    25 Ways To Tell You’re Grown Up 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer … Continue reading →

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Yearly Dementia Test

Posted on January 4, 2012 by Art

Our Yearly Dementia Test It’s that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. … Continue reading →

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When Grandma Goes To Court

Posted on October 25, 2011 by Art

  When Grandma Goes To Court Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the … Continue reading →

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