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I’m The Boss!!

  “I’m The Boss!!” The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read: “I’m the … Continue reading

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Diary of a Blonde

Diary of a Blonde Jan: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight! Feb: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. HELLLOOOO!!! Bottles won’t fit in typewriter!! March: Got real excited. Finished jigsaw puzzle in … Continue reading

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Humor: Apparently, I’m still lost…

  Apparently, I’m still lost… As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was … Continue reading

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CHOCOLATE is the answer….

  CHOCOLATE is the answer. Who cares what the question is.  

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Humor: My Living Will

  My Living Will Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep … Continue reading

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